Friday, June 3, 2011

A note from the foreman

  My dearest Mrs. Rangell,
 Yesterday the crows turned mean and killed all of our chickens except for the scraggly ones that hide under the front porch all the time anyway. Jake, the new hired man, called it a sign that the End Times is nigh and so he left to be with his family in Mexico. He didn't even wait for his due wages because I would have had to go to town to get it out of the bank. Anyway, after Jake left the duck pond started to bubble and hiss and now smells like the ground around the septic pipes when it rains. I see a lot of dead frogs around that pond, which would really have scared Jake. Otherwise all goes well.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Prufrock meditations

 He sits and weaves impossibilities
 Memories of passions that could never be.
 Conquests of gals that didn't even know
 He'd come, he'd seen and taken his last bow.
 Wrong moves he made that now must be repaid
 By waves of winces, guilt that can not fade.
 In a lifetime of poorly picked comforts,
 Of miscast malice and wasted efforts
 He now moans and foams into the black void
 That no man who ever breathed could avoid.
 Belittled by riddles he never asked
  He peers into fearful dark that looms, aghast
 At the howl of time racing ever more fast
 As days rush by counting down to his  last

Sunday, April 24, 2011

One of Dr. John Watson's shorter sentences

"So, Holmes," I ejaculated taking brief cognizance of my friend and boon companion, Sherlock Holmes, as he began yet another pipeful of that odious shag which, having been left for weeks in the toe of the Persian slipper that he keeps tacked to the mantle despite Mrs. Hudson's clear yet unspoken displeasure at slovenly behavior that I believe must be the result of mistreatment from her husband and the injuries that required treatment in London where the doctors were later to become the villains in one of Holmes's cases that I am eager to commit to print as one the great consulting detective's most significant investigations, eclipsed, perhaps, only by some of the darker criminal endeavors of Professor James Moriarty because it involved shooting a huge cannon secreted in a large leased barn near the French port of Calais to lob a bomb to destroy the Bank of England aimed with uncanny ballistic accuracy using the mathematical secrets the villainous professor gleaned during his inquiry into the movements of certain asteroids, which were deemed one of the greatest insights in the calculus since the breakthroughs of the esteemed giant of science, Sir Isaac Newton, in his laboratories at Oxford, which was where the current adventure would play out for us as a romp in the hinterlands surrounding the tiny Thames embankment of that academic village, "should I summon a phaeton  for our short trip to Bristol Station?"     .

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Kaizen

Take your time
But do not waste what you take
And add quality to what you make
Then over time what you do
Will add to what you've done
And that's Kaizen, my son,

Flow

Not too hard
Nor too easy,
Get to know Flow

Monday, March 7, 2011

Jimmy wants to be your friend


Jimmy has been a bit short and even snappish with his fellow Americans largely as a result of being required to follow human events for so many years that the repetition tends to drive one to distraction.

And in that spirit I suggest a pause in coverage for just a few years--long enough for each and every one of us to find his/her tranquil spot. I visualize someplace with warm temperatures, beautiful surroundings and plenty of room to sit back and go down to Zero.



Saturday, July 25, 2009

Wordslinger 072509

Wordslinger

The kid hit Big Town in ‘67
And figured he’d died and gone to heaven
Sans cravat and his duds in disorder
They made him a newspaper reporter.
So for decades he chased after fire trucks
Cajoled cops; sucked up to mucky mucks
Even took a few rides on Air Force One
With good old straight shootin’ Ronald Reagan.
After Forty years wrangling rhetoric
For the spawn of old Colonel McCormick.
He’s just an old cowhand from State and Grand
A goy cowboy he’s making one last stand.
Winking his good eye he bids big town goodbye
And points his truck back home toward the big sky

Cosmology

Dog Earth races bright sun it cannot catch
Nine billion years of  endless racing match
For a tiny tad of time we apes rode
Our lives worthless as  teats on a toad.
Our living and dying hardly a flash
Less than a footstep in Dog’s endless dash

Art

Crafting by hand has wisdom to impart.
It tells  the cosmos I lived, played a part.
That my blip of being defied the dark
That my tiny tick of time left a mark.
Less than a fire fly’s spark against the sun
I moved an atom or two then was done.

Envy

Her beauty, his bounty they’ve got plenty
She shines. He earns. It’s elementary;
Their bliss can’t exist without our envy.
With no dark night we cannot have daylight
Lacking an enemy there is no fight
Without a God Satan could never fall.
And that’s why none of us can have it all

Requiem for Ike
Open the earth at Abeline;
Roll back the crusty sod.
Our last peaceful soldier’s gone
To his generic God.
Chant a dirge for fallen Atlas.
What muse?
ICBM Saturn?
Nike-Zeus?
Brave blue-eyed Ike is dead
Dead as the dismal decades he led.

Why the light?

An old man in a dry month, he lacks rage
Even though his life’s book nears its last page
And his body finds ways these arid days
To fade and fail and otherwise decay.
Hey, old man, why so bland? Isn’t it unfair
That life’s blessings always end in despair?
Why do you sit there like a stalk of wheat
Waiting for the scythe swing of life’s defeat?
Weary of orange sunsets and bluebirds?
Or is it blinding fear too raw for words?
It’s not fair that that your bag of blood and bones
Sags here; swells there; loses its teeth and moans
Over lost loves and lust turned to dust
While free radicals blight it all with rust.
Old man ask at least why we must go bust
Why waste such light when we always combust.

Winter on Paulina Street

An old man’s shovel scrapes sidewalks dusted
Like cakes with powdered sugar spread on top.
Once he was red headed boss of backshop.\
Now he’s fitted with fake hips and busted
But he limps and lugs a mighty shovel.
His wife fears he toils above his level
So she sends their grown up daughter to help.
Old man miffed presses on; first does his walk
Then next walk, my walk and on up the block.
I too am an old man. I give a yelp
Because he stole my snow; he stole my show
I should tell him just damn well where to go.
The poets say good fences make good neighbors.
I say good friends don’t steal their neighbors labors

Summer on Paulina Street

Her feet, despite the heat, beat the sidewalk
As she jogs, all beauty lost in ear buds.
I sit in shade where I bake, sweat and gawk
Scoping her buds and those tight running duds.
I rest and watch my walk and what walks by.
Nannies speaking Polish on cell phones whisk
Strollers past my front porch. Their babies cry.
My weary neighbor yanks her hot kid’s wrist.
Boys with pads on cut knees skate by madly.
Dogs pull walkers. Birds sing their symphony.
A tired day worker’s treated like a thief.
In summer’s swirl of life that’s all too brief.
I squint at my laptop’s faint sun washed screen
And relish life in this day’s splotch of green.

My Home Town

Rawlins, Rawlins, ah Rawlins you’re such an old whore.
Beauty of my youth but now an eyesore
Streets filled with pickups and cheap camper shells
Driven by dense men who work the oil wells
Weekdays followed by weekend wife beating’s
And shots and beer and revival meetin’s.
Winter so cold that eyes tear and tears freeze
Cracked lip hot dust summers, never a breeze.
To ease the bitter pain endured to gain
The American dream. So they disdain
Imaginary welfare queens who screw
Our red meat, anti-red, Red White and Blue
Taxpayers. And don’t get me started on gays,
Black helicopters and The End of Days.

Desert Dust

Palomino framed by rocks red as rust,
Desert Dust stands cocky as stallions must.
His white tail reaches the sage below.
The  matching mane now at rest, laying low.
A brief relief from the mares and the snares
Of mustangers in jeeps with ropes and hopes
Of  skinning the golden horseflesh he wears.

Black Bart

He’s a vicious steer rustling, horse thief
Among outlaws truly bad ass in chief
His shooting and stealing sets him apart
So be careful when drinking with Black Bart.
What ever else you do don’t turn your back;
That’s when he’s most likely to attack
Just like a rattlesnake he likes to bite
When you can’t see he’s spoiling for a fight.
At six feet 10 Bart’s dangerous and trim
A squaw’s tiny scalp pinned on his hat’s brim
He loves to brag of deeds must cruelly done
Rustling, raping and killing just for fun.
That dark night we knew there’d be more killing
When into the bar burst Tom Skilling.
Not a one of us wanted to get near
He slammed open the saloon’s double door
And strode toward Bart across the filthy floor
His eyes flashed with the glare of righteous ire
“Are you the bastard set my house afire?”
Bart glared right back and gave a nod
“That’s right, I torched it, torched it good by God.”
“Are you the one that shot my little pup?”
Gunslinger Bart’s reply was a terse “Yup.”
“Was it you that drove off my old grey mare?”
Bart grinned wide. “Well sodbuster, I was there.”
“Were you the one that ravished my new bride?”
“Yeah, that part was a great ride,” Bart replied.
Said Tom, “Here’s what I wanted to ask about
“Hey Bart, “Do you want to cut that crap out?”

Make a Living


They tell us, “You’ve got to make a living;
It’s your duty, a debt beyond forgiving.
So time passes by swiftly, way too fast.
The joys of our lives fade into the past.
Our time sweeps past us; it’s gone in a flash.
Each hour is a 60 minute dash
We must run if we’re to make a living
We learn to give and to keep on giving
And to give we’ve got to make a living
The future and the finish rush at us.
And only cowards would dare make a fuss.
Then one day we shudder; the end draws near
The nagging  stops; there’s nothing more to fear
Now it’s you’ve who’ve got to make a living.

Willa

Were Willa not a long dead lesbian
I would woo Ms Cather or stalk her.
Just as Lawrence loved things Arabian
In Willa’s writing I find clean rapture
That others’ wordy works rarely capture.
Beyond her deft plots I am besott
By the smells, sighs and sights she brings to life.
Reading her prose, poetry and what not
Conjures my old passions ’til my brain’s rife
With rapure for fine fiction’s grand midwife,

Rules

I don’t feel the zeal
doing blank verse
or worse
I don’t even feel
real
while ducking and diving for
show & tell as though layout could
shout out art
better than rhyme ‘n meter
as though
mere
typography
could
buy you
more empathy
Than can finding and rhyming the right words
And timing them to the beat of meter
That will greet the reader and meet her
Or him with discipline and the rewards
That hewing to a set of rules affords

Butterfly Time


Butterfly wings kissed by black bands of  lace
Shade fiery milkweed for a breeding place.
Hola, Monarch of the blooms and bowers,
Eight weeks to live and then no more flowers;
We humans get years not months ’til  our doom–
Three score and ten ’til God lowers the boom.

2 outta 3

A scared bride phoned home on her wedding night
“Love papa? What is love,” she asked in fright
It’s passion, admiration and respect
Just two of them is enough I suspect
All three? In life’s crap game that’s a seven
You don’t have to die to go to heaven

Cartesian conundrum

Cogito ergo sum but what am I?
Vessel of truth or mere dying small fry?
A mote in Gods’ eye or just rotting meat
Doomed to see truth then lie down in defeat
A waif starving in heaven’s candy store
Given a tiny taste but nothing more,
I wail and cavil why I clearly see
What I cannot  reach in this foul body.

Obama

Some day they say will come the one true way
Meanwhile without guile we fumble the play;
We lose the ball to those who prey and kill
And think that greed is good. They always will.
So now comes the drama of Obama,
Who whipped the bonus boys and brought trauma
To trust fund babies with their fat wallets.
Still, it’s not the losers that appall us
We fret instead that hopes he gave his flocks
Will be dashed when the sea change hits the rocks
Of reality. “Build Rome in a day
They say. “You must do it to earn your pay.”
Do it; do it; do it dammit Barack
Do it now or you too can take a walk.

Grey Thoughts

No black; no white. For me just grey exists.
As sullen rain clouds and mean morning mists
Mar the beauty of lakes, rivers and seas
My truths fade and blur. They twist, taunt and tease
My poor brain. This is  true but so is that.
To some she’s slim; but to others she’s fat.
Six of these; or half a dozen of those
La plus ça change, la plus c’est la même chose
The more things change the more things are the same.

Poets

The poet’s duty’s to create beauty
But dammit making beauty can be hard,
Hard as bacon before boiled into lard,
Hard as a meter lady’s heart, mutely
Mouthing curses as angry passers by
Stare and glare hoping to catch her sly  eye.
Both poet and reader have their duty;
They put pen to paper resolutely
They must do what they do despite the shame
But there they part each facing their own blame.
For meter readers the load is lighter.
They leave a ticket under the wiper
And move on down the street not even seen
By the parker. But when poets vent spleen
They dig deep into their souls and bowels
Finding words that bring forth howls and scowls
On their rare good days poets look outwards
Instead of inwards and nature rewards
Their bids for beauty with just the right words
Then pen to paper, keyboard to cursor
The poet at last slings words that nurture